Dentist Jokes in english
A husband and his wife enter the dentist's office. The husband says, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." "You're a brave man," says the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is." The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
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What do you call a dentist in the army? A drill sergeant!
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Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.
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Old man: "Darling, your teeth remind me of the stars"
Old woman: "Because they gleam and sparkle?"
Old man: "No, because they come out at night!"
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A little boy was taken to the dentist where he was told that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "What kind of filling would you like for that carious tooth?"
"Chocolate, please," replied the young kid.
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What do you call a dentist in the army? A drill sergeant!
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Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.
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Old man: "Darling, your teeth remind me of the stars"
Old woman: "Because they gleam and sparkle?"
Old man: "No, because they come out at night!"
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A little boy was taken to the dentist where he was told that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "What kind of filling would you like for that carious tooth?"
"Chocolate, please," replied the young kid.